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killself:

How to be ignored by everyone even by people on the Internet a novel by me
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ms-kunis:

girls don’t like boys. girls like fanfiction, food, middle aged celebrities, and television. 
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The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable
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theflav0urofyourlips:

Am I the only one that wears band merch in public hoping that an incredibly sexy boy will see you and fall madly in love with you because they like the same band
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life-ning:

girls don’t like boys

girls like celebrities old enough to be their parents　
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mark-wahlburgers:

i do not have a faq

i do not get asked frequent questions

let alone the same question that is asked frequently
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