girls don’t like boys. girls like fanfiction, food, middle aged celebrities, and television.
- one third of me:I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute aw
- one third of me:sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
- one third of me:fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves
girls don’t like boys
girls like celebrities old enough to be their parents
- everyone:talks to me for a week and then forgets my existence.
how i make friends:
wait for them to talk to me
thank god i have my shitty personality to make up for my shitty looks
things i am scared of doing:
- ordering food in a restaurant
- walking down a busy high street on my own
- talking to people on the phone
- eating in front of people
- asking for help in a shop
- meeting new people
- being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know
the future looks bright for me
- me in every situation:im too hardcore for this
- me before sleeping:listening music
- me showering:listening music
- me going to school:listening music
- me in school breaks:listening music
- me on the internet:listening music
- me eating:listening music
- me:listening music
- me after running for one minute:i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
Problems of teenagers
- most teenagers:omg my parents caught me smoking yesterday
- me:why can't I untangle these earphones
Que te pase algo hermoso y pensar que es mentira.


