ms-kunis:

girls don’t like boys. girls like fanfiction, food, middle aged celebrities, and television. 

  • one third of me:I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute aw
  • one third of me:sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
  • one third of me:fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves

life-ning:

girls don’t like boys

girls like celebrities old enough to be their parents 

  • everyone:talks to me for a week and then forgets my existence.

hamtast:

how i make friends:

wait for them to talk to me

thank god i have my shitty personality to make up for my shitty looks

coepi:

things i am scared of doing: 

  • ordering food in a restaurant 
  • walking down a busy high street on my own 
  • talking to people on the phone 
  • eating in front of people 
  • asking for help in a shop 
  • meeting new people 
  • being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know 

the future looks bright for me 

  • me in every situation:im too hardcore for this
  • me before sleeping:listening music
  • me showering:listening music
  • me going to school:listening music
  • me in school breaks:listening music
  • me on the internet:listening music
  • me eating:listening music
  • me:listening music
  • me after running for one minute:i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
Problems of teenagers
  • most teenagers:omg my parents caught me smoking yesterday
  • me:why can't I untangle these earphones
Que te pase algo hermoso y pensar que es mentira.