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clumsyoctopus:

life rules

- you are never as awkward as you think you are
- you are never as annoying as you think you are
- you are never as boring as you think you are
- your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are 
- you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for
- chin up, dude　
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  • Mom:are you ready to leave
  • Me:yeah hold on
  • 5 minutes later
  • Me:Okay I'm ready
  • Mom:Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire country of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, and take a nap
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  • teacher:just do your homework
  • doctor:just eat healthy
  • mum:just clean your room
  • opposite sex:just look gorgeous
  • friends:just be socially active
  • life:just be perfect
  • me:it's not that fucking easy dude
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andthatswhoiam: thanks, anon!

andthatswhoiam:

thanks, anon!

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magaliteraria: (x)

magaliteraria:

(x)

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Al principio: Dos extraños. Al final: Dos extraños. -
(via gofuckdear)
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Todo lo que me gusta, es ilegal, vive lejos, engorda o es caro.
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